Paris Hilton, being a woman of considerable wealth, was satisfied by only the most resplendent gildos.
Overuse of a gildo can lead to heavy metal poisoning.
Overuse of a gildo can lead to heavy metal poisoning.
by physicslol March 15, 2011
common name for one with so many dicks up ones butt that he walks funny, short for "garage of dildos"
by Sheeshai November 20, 2003
gildo is a hot mamma
by gilly depoorter November 14, 2003
It is a condo or abode in the mountains where one goes to enjoy a weekend of skiing and tantric sex.
Man, I can't wait to use the gildo this weekend with my top dudes.
Hey, wanna come back to the gildo?
Hey, wanna come back to the gildo?
by koccaine kev January 4, 2011
A gildo is a dildo for gays who are unfortunate enough to have small penises. It is specially designed for anus insertion, generally of a more morbid texture but mantaining the same rigidity as the commonly used didlo. It is a quite common toy for older and mature gays mainly in their forties and fifties, who are more likely to experience lack of erection.
Gay 1: "I no longer prefer my partner's penis in my ass, a gildo is much better these days."
Gay 2: "Agreed. It's just awesome and the best for a longer orgasm."
Gay 2: "Agreed. It's just awesome and the best for a longer orgasm."
by Dallas5 October 26, 2011