A gildo is a dildo for gays who are unfortunate enough to have small penises. It is specially designed for anus insertion, generally of a more morbid texture but mantaining the same rigidity as the commonly used didlo. It is a quite common toy for older and mature gays mainly in their forties and fifties, who are more likely to experience lack of erection.
Gay 1: "I no longer prefer my partner's penis in my ass, a gildo is much better these days."
Gay 2: "Agreed. It's just awesome and the best for a longer orgasm."
Gay 2: "Agreed. It's just awesome and the best for a longer orgasm."
by Dallas5 October 26, 2011
An ignorant person who believes everything said to him. Not capable of using the powers of his brain to resolve easy problems or distinguish between the ordinary and complete exagerated lies. Not necessarily retarded. Stupid beings and not worth living.
Duncan: "Hey Bob, I'm back from a safari trip in Lesotho and I can't believe my eyes with what I saw... Elephants with wings up in the sky. They were actually flying using special wind currents generated in that particular geographical area. "
Bob: "Well, that must have been awsome! I'm booking a trip there too to witness this rare event then. Thanks"
Duncan talking to himself: "Sigh, you never cease to amaze me what a great zulzu you are, dear me..."
Bob: "Well, that must have been awsome! I'm booking a trip there too to witness this rare event then. Thanks"
Duncan talking to himself: "Sigh, you never cease to amaze me what a great zulzu you are, dear me..."
by Dallas5 October 24, 2011