gift basket

when you blow ass and grab it in mid ayyyer then you throw it in someones face yelling GIFTBASKET GIFT BASKET BITCHESSSSS

fart while grabbing at your ass and grabbing ayyyer and throw it in someone's face then tell them GIFT BASKET GIFT BASKET FOR LIL JOHNNY...CHANGE NAME IF PREFERRED

gift basket by cloowvis and shuuuuuquita March 17, 2009

Gift Basket

Vagina

I put it all in her gift basket.

Gift Basket by MAN_PILE_CHAMPION June 30, 2016

Gift Basket

The act of taking a poo in a wicker basket and giving it to your girlfriends husband

I gave Barry a gift basket last night, he absolutely loves it

Gift Basket by LRonMuhammad March 23, 2024

Petaluma Gift Basket 

When you fuck someone (probably in the butt) using butter and eggs, two major products of Petaluma, CA, as lube.

Q: Hey, what are you getting your girlfriend for Christmas?
A: A nice, big Petaluma gift basket.

Petaluma Gift Basket by Chefload December 21, 2012

Communist Gift Basket 

A heap of shitty, inexpensive gifts usually purchased from a pharmacy or a gas station that is given as a "last minute" gift idea.

Mark's birthday party is in five minutes, What are we going to get him? Oh we'll just go to the dollar store and put together a communist gift basket

Communist Gift Basket by ActualAmerican May 18, 2010

Texas Gift Basket 

When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth

"Halfway through having my asshole eaten out, I gave Ellen a Texas Gift Basket."

Texas Gift Basket by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015

Dutch Gift Basket 

The act of a female beagle jumping up on your lap, sitting down for some lovin', procedes to fart and walk away.

I think penny just gave me a dutch gift basket

Dutch Gift Basket by headstrong May 18, 2013