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Ghostfaith 

The belief that there is something better just around the corner and you just need to sit tight. The trust that a collection of reviewers and the network itself has something exciting in store.
He has been holed up smiling at his phone while bashing his skull against the wall - I just don’t get it. Other days he’s smiling about, zoning in and out of his actions to make sure they’re “conform”? - It’s Ghostfaith most likely.
Ghostfaith by Whyishem?? March 15, 2022
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ghostfarting 

The vile practice of passing gas in someone’s immediate space and then quickly relocating before they actually smell it.
That sly fucker is a ghostfarting genius, he has managed to elevate it to an art form.

ghostbaiting 

A term for an adjacent phenomenon to ghosting, in which someone you have been interacting with through text or social media doesn't ignore you altogether, but instead takes 3 days to reply to you, and does it in perfunctory, monosyllabic fashion hoping that you'll get the drift and disappear for them.
Hey dude, how’s it going with you and Jennifer?

Not great. She only responds every couple days with one-word texts, I think she’s ghostbaiting me.
ghostbaiting by BandH8r August 16, 2019

ghostoffaithpath 

"Have you heard that Ghostoffaithpath had an orgy with kylie?"
"Hell yeah..."

Ghostisitha 

A man who ghosts and loves science
Oh look, It's an ghostisitha; stop ghosting you scientific nerd
Ghostisitha by pseudoIsitha September 25, 2020
The indeterminate nature of passing gas in ones own company. Regardless of volume and potential discharge, the odor is always a mystery, and one is never certain of the ghostfate that might be emitted.
I had nachos and beer last night with just a dab of habanero added in the sauce, so this mornings under the cover methane session had quite the deadly ghostfate.
Ghostfate by nolimitllama March 28, 2026