Ghostburbia

A suburban neighborhood where most residents have vacated. The great recession of 2008 caused this to be an almost nationwide phenomenon.

Remember "pendley hills?"I hear it's practically ghostburbia at this point!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

ghosturbating

When you sit on your hand until it goes numb, then you proceed to masturbate so it feels like you are being jerked off by a ghost, or invisible spectral force.

"Man, I was getting so bored of normal wanking I tried ghosturbating... it felt great!"

by Long Tao November 3, 2007

Ghosturbate

The act of masturbation when a man wraps his white bed sheets around his penis and masturbates with it around said penis until ejaculation in which doesn't take the sheet off of the penis, then the man then falls asleep with the sperm and sheet making a mold of the man's penis looking like a ghost.

Bill: Hey Jim, I ghosturbated last night and my mold was 7 inches!

Jim: I did it too, but my mold was only 5.5 inches.

by SergeantBooty December 26, 2014

Ghostburning

Verb: When one blares the Ghostbusters soundtrack, while peeling out of a parking lot or roadway

The people ran to their windows when they heard someone Ghostburning outside.

by English Boy under the Eiffel April 15, 2010

Ghosturbating

During Halloween you dress as ghost and get on all fours, you start masterbating while someone sticks a gourd in your ass.

I went to a halloween party and started ghosturbating infront of everyone.

by slap chop December 18, 2010

Ghostburb

A ghostburb is a suburb that has seen a decline in occupancy, where there is a high rate of homes for sale, or homes that have been abandoned.

That area used to be the best neighborhood in the city, but the houses had so many maintenance problems their values declined, and now it is a ghostburb.

by liinabeaner December 29, 2019