Jobs that don't exist.
Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.
Originally based on a New Zealand Land Transport commercial where the main character was offered "ghost chips". "Ghost jobs" refers to a photo from this meme featuring the Prime Minister of New Zealand offering non-existent jobs.
by sarah280 November 10, 2011
while wearing a sheet with holes for the eyes and mouth. The act of oral sex is performed. while the female is the wearing the sheet/ghost costume. The guy must be spooked or it will not work.
Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"
Also known as "Geej", "GJ", "Ghosty", "Ghost to the most"
by macock, Jmurk, dr. rob, Gjcobe July 11, 2009
Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.
by lockenload23 August 08, 2016
You get a Ghost Job when your girlfriend says she is going to give you a blow job later but never does.
Bro1:"Hey man, every time I give my girl head first, she gives me a Ghost Job."
Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"
Bro2:"Damn, those are the worst!"
by dicknose May 07, 2014
Getting a blow job from a ghost. This has only ever been known to happen to Dan Aykroyd's character in Ghostbusters.
I slept through the ghost job because I passed out when the ghost lady floating above me undid my pants.
by ghost fan June 10, 2008
A blow job fabricated in order to enhance a story or the sexual reputation of the teller.
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
First coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
Guy1: Yo, sick time last night...where the hell did Gary go?
Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left.
Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night??
Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job.
Guy2: He left early with some chick, said he got a blow job on the beach after he left.
Guy1: HAAA, no way brah! That's awesome...Wait...wasn't it like 15 degrees out last night??
Guy2: Exactly, we're thinking it was a Ghost Job.
by Davinci Fox December 30, 2009
The act or attempt of masturbation to the point of a successful ejaculation while in presence of at least three oblivious persons.
Oh man, I thought we were just playing video games last night, but Frank just told me he pulled off a Ghost Job under the blankets.
by Travis Henry August 02, 2008