Ghost Shart

A pleasant surprise. You let one rip, but it sounds wet and sloppy. Then your mind tricks you into feeling warm and wet back there, like you just shit your pants. When you get the chance to check you find yourself crap free and greatly relieved. The rest of the day awesome because you dodged the trouser chili.

I was so stressed out while driving to work because I had a ghost shart.

Ghost Shart by Dave is Awesome February 19, 2019