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Ghost Polo 

The alter ego of a man who enjoys his sluts and cocaine all while balancing the lifestyle of a rock star
Ghost Polo went crazy last night, he took 8 sluts back to this frat house and blew all of their backs out while ripping lines of heed & did not share.
Ghost Polo by Goldgold April 27, 2021

ghostologist 

Yo man, did that ghostologist solve your problem?

No, that douchebag didn't find anything.
ghostologist by SuperCrazyNinja November 14, 2013

ghostology 

The study of ghosts
Kind of like ghost hunters. They have to study ghostology before they do anything with them because they will most likely die if they don't. Or they could seriously harm themselves.
ghostology by Twix143 May 11, 2015

GhostPoop 

When you take a poop and go to wipe but there’s nothing there. Like a ghost. It’s how snipers poop
I went wipe my ass after taking a shit but there was nothing there. Ghostpoop.
GhostPoop by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

ghostpoop102

ghostpoop102 is an infamous Roblox player known for being gay and dressing up as el gato.
Help me! ghostpoop102 is in my house! He's gonna murder me!
ghostpoop102 by EKYank November 7, 2022

ghostpolitics

A conservative internet political talk show host that hosts The Ghost Show and True Capitalist Radio. His shows (particularly True Capitalist Radio) attracts a lot of bronies, furries, and people that have special needs. He often rattles a pile of beer cans when a troll pisses him off during his show. He is a closeted homosexual and is in a relationship with Pipkin Pippa to cover it up.
Ghostpolitics: 473, Radio Graffiti.

Caller: You are my favorite broadcaster.

Ghostpolitics: Why thank you. Would you like to give a shout-out to anyone?

Caller: I’m just kidding. Fuck you nigger!

Ghostpolitics: hangs up YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!! UUUGGHHHHH!!! rattles the fuck out of his beer cans
ghostpolitics by Vaporing June 2, 2024
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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