Ghetto Log 

An abnormal excrement that has a heavy consistency of corn and fish chips. One that makes you think twice before pushing. It is somewhat Olympian in mass, and has a bouyancy ratio of 6-2. Also the color is somewhat dark in color, although it has chameleon like properties.

yo dawg, come check out this ghetto log I just layded out

Ghetto Log by The squatter extrordinaire. August 23, 2010

ghetto logic 

The reasoning process (or lack of it) that causes ghetto folk to screw up their lives, due to their general ignorance and poor or non-existent judgment skills. Ghetto logic usually manifests itself in a series of successively worse decisions that often turn small problems into progressively larger ones, often to the point where solving the problem is beyond the control of anyone. Ghetto person then blames society/police/white folks/whatever for problems.

Ghetto Logic Example #1: Unmarried girl gets pregnant by accident, babydaddy runs off. Girl tries to catch a man to take care of her and her baby by getting pregnant again. Repeat process...

Example #2: Ghetto driver gets traffic ticket, but does not pay it or show up for court. Small fine becomes bigger fine, and arrest warrant is issued for Failure To Appear. Fine is not paid, driver keeps on driving, practicing same behavior that got him/her ticket in the first place. Police try to pull over driver again. Driver fails to yield, leads police on 100 MPH police chase, hits and kills innocent person. $50 infraction becomes no-bail felony manslaughter charge.

ghetto logic by speedstan February 23, 2010

ghetto logic 

Same as hood logic.

Logic used by uneducated people when forming an argument. When someone takes two things that are not related in any way and tries to tie them together to make a point.

Reid: I know you are going to get drunk tonight cause your name is Ryan.
Ryan: Dude, I can't even argue with that fuckin ghetto logic.

ghetto logic by OldManFerg2 January 22, 2007

Ghettology 

The art of being ghetto. Making short cuts, that may not seem to work but do indeed work. For example, lifting a 500 pound engine with zip ties. Wiring up a car with house wire.

In order to make a 240 sx a skyline, you have to earn a degree in ghettology.

Ghettology by Dominic H. April 27, 2004

Ghettolo 

Qualifying adjective (m, s) (specific term used by young people in a joking way);

1) It indicates a person with homiesexual attitudes.
2) Another meaning that the term can go to express is a great stupidity due to an action already carried out. (giving less importance to the actual meaning) (the second definition is used more often for girls than for boys, so as not to undermine their orientation too much but only their intelligence)

Cardi: Hey Manuel is such a ghettolo, he won't stop slapping my cheecks

Ghettolo by Roobby November 25, 2021

Ghettolope 

Name for the ghetto part of Antelope, California. Neighborhoods such as Redwater or Black Eagle

Man i'm from Ghettolope

Ghettolope by 1561651651321654651 September 10, 2007

ghettology 

the study of ghettoness

a ghettologists could study ghetto things a person says or does

ghettology by Julia May 13, 2005