Ghetto Golden Goose Share definition Flag A black baby that quacks and shits out food stamps "Praise be Lawd, I found an EBT card in Daquan's diaper-- we got ourselves the Ghetto Golden Goose!" Ghetto Golden Goose by BaronO'Malley May 31, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Ghetto Golden Goose mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch