getting wood

1. The act of attaining an erection.

2. The act of successfully harvesting wood from trees in the game Minecraft.

Lauren didn't know what the achievement "Getting Wood" referred to.

by Ludwigofid December 1, 2015

get wood

1. When your pocket rocket prepares to blast off to planet poontang.

2. To gather the secondary xylem of trees and shrubs.

1. "I can't get wood."

2. "I can't get wood - we're in a desert."

by Ciepher May 22, 2006

Get Bretton Wooded

Term used by economists to define pegging

After changing to the gold standard the economists proclaimed - "Get Bretton WoodedBitch"
Which meant that they were about to get pegged

by Niyaz Vishnevsky March 7, 2023

early bird gets the wood on

(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.

Boy: Hey, early bird gets the wood on.
Boy: Haha. Just you wait

by Crazy_Larry222 November 27, 2017

getting my wood cut

Gettin my wood cut means getting his Dick ready to smash like shaving and cleaning the aria.

“DUDE IM GETTING MY WOOD CUT FOR TONIGHT “
“Damn bro are u smashing?”

by Knowsalot3 March 2, 2019

Get off my wood

Stop bothering me; get out of my face.

Why you come steppin' on me? I am busy, so get off my wood.

by T Ace H September 20, 2009

Getting Wood

When you get a boner, intentionally or unintentionally.

"I can't get through a single Service without GETTING WOOD."

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025