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Getting Kicked in the balls 

HURTS LIKE HELL! The pain equivalent of having 10 kids at once, and killing 40 people
“Broooo I just got hit hard in the balls”
Bro I saw, it looked like you were having kids
Getting kicked in the balls sucks, it feels like death
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getting kicked in the balls 

some say getting kicked in the balls is not as bad as child birth. Well guess what it is scientifically proven the the pain of child birth is 57 del units of pain and getting kicked in the balls is fucking 9000 del units. so the answer is getting kicked in the balls is more painful. it is like giving birth 160 times and broking all of you bones at the same time. so short answer is FUCKING HURTS.
"hey did you hear that hunter got kicked in the balls"
" oh shit i feel bad for him and I wouldn't want to be him"

"getting kicked in the balls must suck"

getting kicked in the balls 

it doesn’t actually hurt that much. it’s just something us guys made up and exaggerated to gain attention and invalidate other people’s pain.
“getting kicked in the balls is the most over-exaggerated experience since the dawn of time”
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