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getting kicked in the balls 

some say getting kicked in the balls is not as bad as child birth. Well guess what it is scientifically proven the the pain of child birth is 57 del units of pain and getting kicked in the balls is fucking 9000 del units. so the answer is getting kicked in the balls is more painful. it is like giving birth 160 times and broking all of you bones at the same time. so short answer is FUCKING HURTS.
"hey did you hear that hunter got kicked in the balls"
" oh shit i feel bad for him and I wouldn't want to be him"

"getting kicked in the balls must suck"

getting kicked in the balls 

it doesn’t actually hurt that much. it’s just something us guys made up and exaggerated to gain attention and invalidate other people’s pain.
“getting kicked in the balls is the most over-exaggerated experience since the dawn of time
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026