get rid of it

masturbation, particularly in a situation in which one is pressed for time; excellent for clearing your head (no pun intended)

Runa is coming over shortly; I'd better get rid of it so I'm relaxed when she gets here.

by Brian Salamone August 25, 2006

Five minutes to get rid of it

An exclamation proclaimed after a gullible person falls victim to an exclamation such as "Hey -insert name here-". If they answer with the word "What", then they have five minutes to get someone else to say the word...if they don't...they explode.

Hey Joe guess what!
What?
Five minutes to get rid of it!
Dangit...uh...hey fred!
Yes?
NO!

by Dan Shure June 25, 2006