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I'm willing to get closer if you are 

when a girl has absoultely no idea how to respond to your confession so will instantly default to "i'm willing to get closer if you are"
I'm honestly truly flattered, your the nicest guy i've ever known but i'm willing to get closer if you are

eat my shit and get clever 

Said to a person/company/body/instituition plagarises a phrase,joke, idea and uses as their own.
Bruno Mars: "......MTV to teach me how to dougie."

Swag District: Fucking Mars, eat MY shit and get clever.

now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled. 

"now, if you two don't mind, i'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled." - hemione granger
"she needs to sort out her priorities." - ronald weasley