Gerpanese 

1)Term to describe German designed cars modified for use by Japanese consumers, or vice-versa.

2)Also could describe the German-Japan alliance in World War II, since using Axis would mean to include Italy when they did shit.

Dude, did you just see that Volkswagen with the Japanese logos on the trunk, it was fucking Gerpanese model.

Gerpanese by chillaxin1 September 26, 2006

Gerpanese 

A form of German characterized by bad pronunciation from the Japanese.
Features heavily in recent anime such as 'Attack on Titan' (Shinjeki no Kyoujin).

The addition in phonetics between German and Japanese often makes the words being spoken neither recognisable, nor understandable for native speakers of either language.

'Engrish is bad.

Gerpanese is hilariously bad.'

Gerpanese by Nejplz July 9, 2014

Garganese 

Usually used in reference to a person who is extremely angry and of below average height and weight. A Garganese will also tend to be a drunk and a chain smoker and a lover of fast food. If you meet one, you should be prepared for an angry conversation that you will probably walk away from feeling very, very offended.

Johnny: Did you see that drunken little fucker in the bar talkin all that shit to me about Obama.

Jasper: Yeah, he was such a Garganese.

Garganese by MikeCa January 27, 2010

Guapanese

The Language concerning only money, and things involved with making money.

We talk in Guapanese so the feds cant catch us.

Guapanese by Tidus CEO March 29, 2010

Germanese 

An incorrect reference to the German language used by Dutch kids who don't understand Flemish.

"Do you guys speak Dutch? "
"No, we speak Germanese. "

Germanese by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020

Greganese

Greganese is the native language of someone named Greg. Characterised by being very hard to understand due to grammatical and spelling variations. Greganese can only be learnt by changing ones name to Greg or by spending excessive amounts of time in close proximity to a Greg.

Greg: "Yerah, they kick startered it"
Doug: "um...what did Greg say?"
Ross: "I don't know, he's speaking Greganese"

Greganese by Tracemaster-T December 9, 2013

Guapanese

When you only talk the languages of money

" hey do you speak German ?" , nah i only talk guapanese

Guapanese by Jarrod Ewing February 11, 2021