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George Hamilton 

The messiah sent by the suntan god to show the way to the sun worshipping faithful. Surfers appreciate his chilled, laid-back, sun-loving persona.
Trump thinks he's got a better tan than George Hamilton but his suntan-in-a-can, carrot juice overdose, fat face tan is as fake as he is.
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George Hamilton 

The messiah of tanning sunworshippers. His name is often spoken in reverence and used in prayers by gnarly surfin dudes prior to hittin the waves.
Bill: Fuck! My tan is peeling. I look like fuckin' snake.
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?

George Hamilton in drag

Rather unflattering description of a woman whose so skinny she looks like a man, and whose skin is way too tan, almost like leather, or like George.
A lot of guys think Jessica Simpson is hot, but I think she looks like George Hamilton in drag.
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