George Hamilton 

The messiah sent by the suntan god to show the way to the sun worshipping faithful. Surfers appreciate his chilled, laid-back, sun-loving persona.

Trump thinks he's got a better tan than George Hamilton but his suntan-in-a-can, carrot juice overdose, fat face tan is as fake as he is.

George Hamilton by TheToesKnows May 5, 2025

George Hamilton 

The messiah of tanning sunworshippers. His name is often spoken in reverence and used in prayers by gnarly surfin dudes prior to hittin the waves.

Bill: Fuck! My tan is peeling. I look like fuckin' snake.
Ted: Didn't I tell you shithead to leave an offering for our righteous lord George Hamilton?

George Hamilton by TheToesKnows May 15, 2025

George Hamilton in drag

Rather unflattering description of a woman whose so skinny she looks like a man, and whose skin is way too tan, almost like leather, or like George.

A lot of guys think Jessica Simpson is hot, but I think she looks like George Hamilton in drag.

George Hamilton in drag by Alex Stockwell October 30, 2006