Gentleman's Glue

Warm, Creamy, Delicious discharge from a mans beef steak, occurs after he becomes too excited. WARNING: May cause menstruation to end for a nine month period, followed by 18+ years of hell.

Person 1: "What's on the floor in there?"
Person 2: "my own special brand of gentleman's glue"

by Those who always Watch January 5, 2014