Geneva Convention

A set of optional guidelines set up after World War 2. Some people refere to them as the Geneva Suggestions
George:"hey you cant just cluster bomb an orphanage, thats against the Geneva Convention!"

Mad Man:"Geneva Convention more like Geneva Suggestions!"
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If you don't shut up the Geneva Conventions will become the Geneva Suggestions.
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The true story of how the Geneva convention was made is they found a to-do list in a Canadian solder's pocket
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A primitive, simpleminded concept involving the ban of weapons that us apes only really started using in the latter centuries.
"THAT'S NOT FAIR, HE'S USING CHEMICAL WEAPONS, I WANT TO USE THEM TOO, THAT'S CHEATING!
Fuck the Geneva Convention, Hurry up and just fire the fucking nukes already..."
by (Screaming Internally) May 04, 2022
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The Geneva Convention is a suggestion, if you do not like penis do not follow it.
by Den drinks his own cum. September 25, 2020
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Barack Obama: Shit, the White House is all out of TP.

George W. Bush: Ever tried the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's real good stuff.

Barack Obama: Thanks! Where'd you find this?

George W. Bush: I used it to wipe my tushy every day when I was in the White House. See how good it turned out?
by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009
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