It's like heaven on earth, it's where there's a constant smell of dank in the air, the floor is paved with soft carpets for your to walk and sit on, bean bags that engulf you when you sit on them, cushy sofas facing a gorgeous 3D tv and an endless supply of munchies. But ,it isn't Ganjtopia if your mates aren't there.
Friends who can critique eachothers genatalia in a completely asexual way. Genatalia buddies can be either of the same or opposite sexes. When one's genatalia is being obseved by their partner, traditon says that the one being observed must be in the position of Michelangelo's David, while the one observing must be in the position of Auguste Rodin's The Thinker.
"Well Susy, your vagina is a bright shade of pink that is quite inviting. Unfortunately, your labia is quite small. Furthurmore you seem to be in a perpetual state of camel toe, this not a bad thing, yet not a good thing. Overall, your vagina is rather pleasing."
"Oh thank you Pat! We are truly a great pair genatalia buddies!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!