Skip to main content
1.Absolute Sex.
2.One who is amazing at dancing;one who causes orgasms by dancing.
3.An adjective describing one who is absolute sex or causes orgasms by dancing.
4.Truly Absolute Sex.
Coolbeans1:Woah, did you see that gelb?
Coolbeans2:Yea, now my pants are wet though...
Gelb by SexMuffin June 11, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
Slang for Asian
A variation of the word chink

In German it means yellow
White dude"YO Gelb"
Asian dude"YO Cracker"
Gelb by TheEvilPie October 8, 2012
Related Words
one, who in the act of living or breathing, is a jew
gelb is a jew .. jewwy jew jew
gelb by Phantom of the Wormwood February 15, 2005
Ding Dong Ding Dong ______ Gelb
Ding Dong Ding Dong .......Gelb
Gelb by Master Bates February 18, 2005
Latin root: Gelbius Maximus

1. to designate a person to act for or represent another or others

2. to land a sweet-ass project deal and then hand-off %90 of tasks to others.

3. say you have not received the email and then have the sender find the email and send it again to you proving you wrong.

4. to work banker's hours (10am to 3pm), Fridays off.
"I said I would help and BAM! I was Gelb'd, now I am stuck with his work!"

"what? No problem, I'll just Gelb this and we can take the day off..."

"I'll be there later today, I'm Gelb'n today."

"Four-day weekend baby!! Can you say Gelb'n!? Chooowwwww!"
Gelb by Jefferry Gelb May 1, 2009

gelb bisschen

A tiny crumb of clotted phlegm that collects on the tongue after being coughed up from the throat. The "bit" usually smells awfully like the lining of your stomach
Err... jus ad a gelb bisschen (yellow bit)
gelb bisschen by Al II September 25, 2006

Benjamin Gelb 

A great man, any girl loves him. So does any man
OMG DID YOU SEE BENJAMIN GELB? HES SOOO SEXY AND I WANT TO BAANG HIM
Benjamin Gelb by tobyhearst August 16, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
Next