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1.Absolute Sex.
2.One who is amazing at dancing;one who causes orgasms by dancing.
3.An adjective describing one who is absolute sex or causes orgasms by dancing.
4.Truly Absolute Sex.
Coolbeans1:Woah, did you see that gelb?
Coolbeans2:Yea, now my pants are wet though...
by SexMuffin June 11, 2004
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Slang for Asian
A variation of the word chink

In German it means yellow
White dude"YO Gelb"
Asian dude"YO Cracker"
by TheEvilPie October 08, 2012
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Ding Dong Ding Dong ______ Gelb
Ding Dong Ding Dong .......Gelb
by Master Bates February 18, 2005
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Latin root: Gelbius Maximus

1. to designate a person to act for or represent another or others

2. to land a sweet-ass project deal and then hand-off %90 of tasks to others.

3. say you have not received the email and then have the sender find the email and send it again to you proving you wrong.

4. to work banker's hours (10am to 3pm), Fridays off.
"I said I would help and BAM! I was Gelb'd, now I am stuck with his work!"

"what? No problem, I'll just Gelb this and we can take the day off..."

"I'll be there later today, I'm Gelb'n today."

"Four-day weekend baby!! Can you say Gelb'n!? Chooowwwww!"
by Jefferry Gelb May 01, 2009
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