Gaylon.

A very talented and handsome young man. Usually a baseball player. The hot one. Yanno, #2. Quite the talker, and looker. Has a great sense of humor. Is faithful in any relationship. Never gives up. Isnt understanding, but tries to be. A wonderful man who could potentially be a good husband someday. And you simply can't say no to a Gaylon.

Girl: "Wow, Who's that guy?"
Guy: "Oh that's Gaylon."
Girl: "He's hot."
Guy: "Don't try, his girl is crazy."

by Chsghc August 28, 2013

Gallon Gluttony

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.

Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

by TERminalambiaNCe March 11, 2013

gallon booty

a booty that is enourmous. an ass that look like it got gallons of something. the biggest ass ever.

damn, you see that redbone; shawty gotta gallon booty!

by samantha_cheree May 9, 2009

smiles per gallon

A play on the metric miles per gallon. Describes the overall fulfillment and enjoyment of a driving experience, rather than fuel economy. Used often in the car enthusiast community, when referencing vehicles that focus primarily on performance rather than daily drive-ability and convenience.

That car may suck up gas, but it makes up for it in smiles per gallon.

by DemonOfRazgriz June 15, 2018

Gallon Red

The nameless overly sugared crimson ambrosia of your local corner mart. Like kool-aid, but much cheaper and thicker. Gallon red refers to the red cherry/tropical flavors, but can be in other flavors as well: green (lime), blue (blue raspberry), orange, and questionably black (grape). Always cheap, never filling.

Yo lets hit up the corner mart and get some gallon red

by Pancho Lama April 2, 2007

Gayson

a Jason that is both gay and Jason.

Bri: Hey Gayson!
Jason: Stop calling me that!

by Trashyy June 12, 2018

gayloon

The ability to be gay but hide it really well; trying really hard to not be gay around other people

My friends thought something was up, but I was able to gayloon my way out of the situation.

by FrankIero666 February 9, 2017