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When you're acquainted with a male or female identifying by the name "Jakob" (Also applies to people named Jacob) who are behaving in a manner that either displeases you or are not aligning with the goals commonly sought to be achieved.
I asked my acquaintance Jakob if I could have sexual intercourse with his loving beautiful mother. When he said no I thought: "Man, what a Gaykob!"

"Whenever I play League of Legends with Jakob he always tries to kill steal even though he is a support!" "Really? Man, what a Gaykob!"
Gaykob by Mandasm September 9, 2021
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Gaykob is a guy named jakob who is really gay and sus
Why are you sucking his cock, you are a gaykob
Gaykob by IDJCNOIMPSj March 4, 2022
Gaycob is basically a foot loving piece of shit. He doesn't know when to stop and also has a bad neck beard.
Goddammit, Gaycob stop looking at feet you perv.
Gaycob by Nekminut October 12, 2018
An extremely gay male that has a hard time hiding it.
Mario Ward has to be a a gaybob, he loves it when sailors hoist him by the butt cheeks down at the docks.
gaybob by WooRaaahLiviLaaah May 9, 2005
When your friend acts awkward and standoffish. They also slowly stop hanging out with close friends.
Why is Sam not hanging out with us anymore? Yeah I know man he is being really Gaycob
Gaycob by Billnye654 January 24, 2014

Gaycob Saggytit 

A person who is not talented at something they think they are. A pretentious person who gets motivated by people who believe and support him/her because they think he/she's fairly good at it, and continues to do their so called "talent".
Person 1: Ew, is he a Gaycob Saggytit?
Person 2: Oh my god, it's making me cringe real hard.
Gaycob Saggytit by squirmingworm August 13, 2016