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Gayifying 

To cut someone open and putting a gay pride Flag in their stomach and in writing the words gay in their chest with a knife
Gayifying id to kill someone is then put a gay flag in them and then right gay on them with knife
Gayifying by Jhonny speed June 17, 2022

gayfinger 

The single, errant finger that accidentally changes a harmless text message or e-mail into a raging, steamy, homosexual confession.
When texting Kevin, I intended to type "This song is fucking awesome!" However, he received "This dong is fucking awesome!" Looks like my gayfinger was doing all the typing.

Travis e-mailed me asking if Chris knew where we were. I replied: "I just massaged him." Thanks, gayfinger!
gayfinger by EvilBiscuit September 24, 2011

gagnifying 

When something makes you gag multiplied by 10,000
"ticking that shot of apple cider vinegar was gagnifying"
gagnifying by Lindaro December 12, 2022

Sexually Gratifying 

The answer to every question of "How was (insert activity here)?"
Even if it was not sexually gratifying, you say it anyway. Coined by 2 ballsy guys on youtube.
Girl: Hey! How was math class?
Guy: It was sexually gratifying.

Gaynoying 

When something is both gay and annoying.
Tom: "Have you seen that show on YouTube with that gay dude, I think it's called WhatTheBuck?"
Sue: "Yes, it's Gaynoying"
Gaynoying by CKyl February 26, 2011
The act of having rough gay anal sex for so long and so hard that both the recipient’s asshole and the initiators cock start chafing.
Chuck: Hey bro, how was your date with Brent last night?
Michael: It went pretty well. The sex was great, but he and I are Gayfing pretty hard today.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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