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a sport played in melbourne, a poor excuse of a city which is a copy of sydney, its main game is gayfl (afl) which hardly constitutes as football compared to league, union and american rules where there are tackles and real men.
poofs running around in singlets fumbling their balls all the time calling for marks so they dont get tackled and wreck their nice hair.

not to mention that the sadest part about this sport is the fact melbourne teams havent won a premiership in like 6 years.
im gonna root for my team in the gayfl once u took ur penis out of my ass.
gayfl by caswell1515 May 22, 2007
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A term used by dumb fuck Rugby League fans from QLD and NSW to show their disapproval of AFL. With this approach, it is believed that the NRL is superior because its a tougher game. You'll often find that this stems from loser mentality, as Victorians either get around the Storm and enjoy the NRL or don't pay it any attention at all. To add salt to the wound, NRL crowd attendances are laughably low in comparison to AFL. These dipshits are too busy trying to shit on another code instead of supporting their teams live. They can't even show up. In comparison, some regular season AFL games match crowd attendances for State of Origin, (which NSW still don't get and Andrew Johns is a fucking sook). They also hate the Storm with a passion, because they're a successful team in a non-rugby league state. Enjoy supporting your beloved Roosters or Broncos from the same couch you watch Home and Away on every night you sad cunts.

"It'S BeTTer To wAtCh oN Tv aNyWay"
"You're from Melbourne? You like gayfl do ya?"
gayfl by Inkflow3 August 28, 2023
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GayFL is a bullshit excuse of a sport. Unlike the true Australian national sport, NRL, GayFL is played by complete fuckin' dickheads.
Pussy: "Hey i'm off to play AFL"

Real man: "You mean GayFL, play a real sport, bitch, like NRL"

*Real man proceeds to curb-stomp Pussy*

garflald 

Shut up you fucking Garflald.
garflald by Jesus Garflald July 16, 2021
A nonsensical word used to fill a silence in conversation.
'Are you off to Bedfordshire?'................................. 'Gahflah'
Gahflah by boomba-esc August 3, 2012
One of the most influential and lyrical homosexual-themed rappers of all time. Widely known as the prodigy of meme-rap culture.
Friend: “Oh wow, I can’t wait to listen to Gayfold’s album, Gayfold Gone Hard!”

Friend 2: “Holy shit bro, me to , i’ve listening to his songs all day every day. That shit got me bricked up!”
From "kayfabe" (a term used in Professional Wrestling and carnivals, meaning a "work") an act of feigning gayness, so as to manipulate or contrive social situations. Commonly, a straight man pretending at being gay so as to curry the favour of real gay men, or to better position himself in romantic interests involving women who are known to rebuke the advances of heterosexual men.
Look, Robbie, if I'm nice enough to bring you to my dealer's house, the least you could do is play along with my Gayfabe. He'll stop discounting if he finds out he can't lay me!

Oh, Julia? She's a bitter 3rd-year feminist studies major trying at being dyke. But, she'll take a dick if you gayfabe it just so for a couple weeks at first.
Gayfabe by immoral_animal August 6, 2007
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