The one person who is so unbelievably gay that they obtain magical powers. They fall into one of two categories: seduction and ego, each with varying skillset. Every group has one but they are good at hiding, lure them out with high quantities of sugar, clothes that are too big, talk of blood sacrifices or any other LGBT luxuries (if all else fails, obtain one of their exes sweaters or they simply aren't a wizard). Can be abbreviated as BGW.
Person 1: We finally proved ]Toby] was a Big Gay Wizard!
Toby - cradling his straight crushes sweater in the corner Person 2: Wow, well done. What did it take?
Person 1: You know all the fuss about where Isaac went?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: ...blood sacrifice...
Person 2: Isn't that his sweater?
Toby - begins to cry
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.