Some gay ass Mexican kid. He thinks he's funny but he's really just an asshole. He thinks he's good at soccer but he only made the team because he has special needs. He also is desperately in love with Jade Law and Caitlyn Jenner.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.