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Gassive-aggressive 

A passive form of gaslighting; presenting as a victim or martyr in order to manipulate or coerce another/others for personal gain or influence.
Even though Debbie clearly hates Pete's friends, she always asks him why he doesn't include her when he makes plans with them, which is a gassive-aggressive ploy to guilt him into making future concessions whenever she wants her overbearing parents to visit and stay with the two of them.
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Gassive Aggressive 

Gassive Aggressive - The passive aggressive act of farting, blowing wind, passing gas to intentionally clear a room. Can also be used to get back at your significant other while sleeping.
"Honey, why are you being so Gassive Aggressive, I know that wasn't the dog"
Gassive Aggressive by sdmktgguy October 24, 2012

Gassive Aggressive 

Alternate definition:
The act of pretending to be a nice person while interacting with others, then quietly farting before walking away.
Since Dave took that salesman job, he's become really gassive aggressive. If the person he's dealing with is rude or obnoxious, he stays next to them until he can fart and let's it rip as soon as the interaction is finished. He even changed his diet to be more gaseous.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016