Gaspionage 

Performing the act of passing gas in crowded areas and not being found guilty.

I was in a fully packed elevator yesterday and got away with gaspionage. I looked just as disgusted as the 3 midgets standing right behind me. Noone had a clue. I wish I could get the video and post it on my Flog.

Gaspionage by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 3, 2009

gayspionage 

spying on or observing presumably gay or lesbian individuals, couples, or groups in public

My visit to the local coffee shop turned into a grand ordeal of gayspionage.

gayspionage by OK Pie January 24, 2011

Gaspillage 

It means "waste" in French!

If someone is odd, wrong, or you dislike someone.

"That girl is a gaspillage".

"Gaspillage man!"

"Fucking gaspillage"

Gaspillage by Poo poo nappy July 3, 2007