gayspionage 

spying on or observing presumably gay or lesbian individuals, couples, or groups in public

My visit to the local coffee shop turned into a grand ordeal of gayspionage.

gayspionage by OK Pie January 24, 2011

Gaspionage 

Performing the act of passing gas in crowded areas and not being found guilty.

I was in a fully packed elevator yesterday and got away with gaspionage. I looked just as disgusted as the 3 midgets standing right behind me. Noone had a clue. I wish I could get the video and post it on my Flog.

Gaspionage by The Man, The Myth, The Peasant September 3, 2009