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Gary Neville moustache 

n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.

A shit moustache.

Bum fluff.
Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.

Gary Neville

someone who twerks for everyone except his own club
Stop being a Gary Neville and celebrate the goal