Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.

"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."

"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"

"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"

Old Garden Toothpaste by Old_Garden_Ladie August 2, 2019

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Galen

Probably one of the best people you will ever meet. His charisma and charm works wonders on everyone he talks to. When he smiles, it can give you an almost indescribable feeling like your running among the clouds, filled with a joy like no other. His personality is exceptional and he's hard to get to know at first, but once you do, make sure you keep him as a friend forever. He's irreplaceable. And he's normally really cute.

Guy 1: I was talking to Galen the other day and he smiled at me. I felt my heart skip a beat.
Girl 1: You talk about him so much lololol

Galen by Lying Lips October 15, 2019

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getting rose-gardened

An expression describing the experience of being killed by someone who is so arrogantly confident that they can get away with it that they bury you in plain sight.

He seems like a nice enough guy, but she'd better check him out first to make sure she's not going to wind up getting rose-gardened.

getting rose-gardened by daisydoesit July 20, 2010

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Check out the garden

Euphemism used for the act of a middle aged man lustily checking out his young neighbor .

John: There's Melanie from across the street. I'm going to check out the garden.

Scott: Sick fuck

Check out the garden by Genitalien August 1, 2020

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