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Garglefunk 

When you jizz, shit, piss, yawn, sneeze, fart, burp, and throw up at the same time. Than you put it in a blender and shove into your girlfriend's vagina. If you don't have a girlfriend stick it up your ass.
I garglefunked this girl and she said, "thanks"

One time I was giving head to a guy and he garglefunked on me. I later fucked him some more cause i like garglefunking.

Please, garglefunk me.
Garglefunk by Bilbo fucking baggins December 17, 2006

Garglefunk 

The slimy residue that resides on the back of your throat/tongue after rinsing/gargling your mouth out with an antiseptic mouthwash.
"Dude, I swear, every time I use that listerine, I've got garglefunk hanging in the back of my throat."
Garglefunk by KinkyKitKat15 February 15, 2012

Gagglefuckofdouche 

Gaggle fuck of douche.
A meandering group of unorganized douchbags.
Today all the corporate executives were taking a tour of the plant, what a gagglefuckofdouch that was.

What is that gagglefuckofdouche doing over there?

gagglefuck 

gaggle is defined as a group of geese on the ground. Thus gaggle fuck means something similar to a cluster fuck. And as you may know a cluster fuck refers to something that is unorganized. So gagglefuck means something that is unorganized
gagglefuck by Mike Press March 23, 2004

Garblefuck 

An exclamation used to describe a situation of complete suckage, that can only be described as such
your friend: dude, that homeless guy just took a shit on your coat

you: GARBLEFUCK!

gagglefuck 

gagglefuck by Anonymous August 13, 2003