(N.) A Funny (not in the humorous sense, but funny nonetheless) Comic Strip and early 90's CBS cartoon, but a horrible, atrocious live action movie set for a Spring 2004.
by G-Union November 6, 2003
Garfield is a comic strip that first appeared in newspapers June 19th, 1978. Garfield is an overweight, lazy, lasagna loving orange cat who is usually mocked about his weight. Jon is a "geek" who tries to get a date while usually it fails. Odie is a Beagle who is hated by Garfield and gets pushed off the table.
by rtucker913 March 3, 2012
by the_yeti September 19, 2012
A Garfield is where you let an orange cat (MUST BE ORANGE) sit on your lap, and it gives you a cat aided boner. You then proceed to stick the cats tail up your arse.
The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.
The move is completed when you are eating Lasagne.
Piet walked in the front door and was confronted by Damian sitting on the couch, giving himself a Garfield.
Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"
Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"
Piet said "What the fuck are you doing?"
Damian - "I'm giving myself a Garfield. Did your mum make this Lasagne, its delish!"
by asinc November 19, 2012
1. Man last night i slept with this red head, she had the hairiest garfield ever
2. I like cartoons hehe
2. I like cartoons hehe
by Shmoy May 4, 2006
This garfield book is funny shit
by AflacJack August 28, 2003
by H2OKZ May 19, 2019