garf

Garf is associated with the word ledge fashionable sporty an just allround geeza!

Garf, what a fucking ledge

by Dan May 24, 2004

GARF

Psychotherapy acronym for "Global Assessment of Relational Functioning". This is a score that is given during assessment of an individual in a psychotherapeutic setting that signifies a person's ability to relate to others around them.

"Based on your GARF score, you would do best to avoid social situations altogether."

by sebes May 14, 2013

garf

It is the male version of a queef. it is a dick fart. if you have it you're probably retarded or incredibly gay.

The queer kid at camp garfed in the locker room.

by garfallday123 November 20, 2010

garf

A particularly gay scarf.

I'm not a big fan of scarfs, but damn, that is a fucking garf.

by GarfHater December 22, 2009

Garfing

It is when you bake a cake for you hamster prostitute while ejaculating inside of your birthmother

O wow look at Alexander garfing in the tree.

by Jesus Molester June 5, 2019

Garf's Law

Originating from iFunny user "AllHailLordGarfield", Garf's law is when you visit somebody's account during an argument and it only add's strength to their argument, an inverse of Bidoof’s Law.

"I checked your subscriptions to see if you sub to see if you sub to p0rn accounts and I saw nothing but garfield. Wtf"
-Verified user MemeDragon upon discovering Garf's Law

by TheGameCube March 15, 2020

boony garf

Someone who farts in a bath tub and tries to eat their own bubbles.

I saw that boony garf fart in a cup then slurp his own bubbles.

by bigboy20 November 16, 2010