Garf

The overlord ultimate religion and word in all of history. It is used to express the ultimate strength of feeling in any form of emotion. It is also used as praise, an insult, or even a random word to slide into sentences whilst trying to have a serious yet informal tone.

Its origins stem from combining stereotypical Korean and/or Chinese & Japanese accents in English and the word 'golf'. The accent replaces the 'l' sound with an 'r' sound, perfectly exemplified in the movie Team America: World Police in the song "I'm So Ronery", performed by Kim-Jong Il. This word, combined with full sentences spoken in an exaggerated version of these accents forms the basic grammar of the "Garf" language.

Werr, I trieder to pray with my mommer garf, but she didn't wanter to cause I'm autisticer garf!!!!

by Joel Garcia (Not my name) July 13, 2020

Garfing

When you nut and puke at the same time

Oh my god that highlighter is so pigmented I'm garfing

by Mydadhasthebesttoys November 12, 2016

Garf

a short, yet idiotic way to say Garfield.

"hey, did you see the Garf Comic in today's newspapaer? i thought it was pretty funny."
"what the fuck is a Garf, Bob. please tell me what a Garf is."

by TermedSaturn942 October 02, 2018

Garf

noun
A subscriber of GarfieldFan2487

adjective
Similar to a feeling of excitement, craziness, or death

Is similar to "gooping around"

"We're just garfing around" - GarfieldFan2487 (Ranboo), MCC Scuffed 2023
"Garf up, stay lazy" - GarfieldFan2487

by April 01, 2023

Garf

A term made up by RanbooLive when he pretended to be a random user named GarfieldFan2487 for an April fools day MCC. He used the term as a general replacement for any verb or adjective, and also called subs and follows Garfs. It doesn’t really mean anything, just a random word to replace anything with to make it more Garfield related.

Boober: Ran you don’t even like lasagne.
GarfieldFan2487: Well you’re banned. Also I’m not Ranboo I’m GarfieldFan2487. Anyway thank you all for the Garfs today. #KeepGarfing Everybody.

by -Aro- April 01, 2023

garf

A small white-haired hobbit that has a mental affliction from drinking too many vodka lemonades. May be seen pulling tramps, biting the head off a dead bird, or just plain making a fool.

Gary Leeson.

"Garf's been at the plants again, bloody hobbit"

by Muzza2k April 05, 2005

Garf

another way to say the word "goof", the word originated as a common mispronunciation of "goof" in Thunder Bay, Ontario. Garfs are usually goofier than goofs.

That guy's such a garf, he's like the mayor of Garfsville.

by PgrAm April 19, 2011