Garden Gnomes

When kids run upto a house, knock on the door and strike a pose and wait until the person who owns the house closes the door out of boredom.

Man: Those little kids won't stop playing garden gnomes so i hit em.
Woman: What pose was it today?

by Bob2332 April 27, 2009

the garden gnomes

a fictitious band in rock band 2 named after two teenage girls on late one night while playing said game.
the two "band" members are named Gnelle and Gnette and wear matching hairstyles, pants (in varying colors), and top hats.
no one knows about it except said teenage girls, and they are constantly making a joke of it.

"Oh, that make-up style is totally something The Garden Gnomes would put on."
"I hear that, Gnette out."

by sydney_elise February 15, 2009

Garden Gnome

1. The tiny gnomes found in a garden that are following me in the night and trying to steal my sanity.
2. The tiny garden statuettes that secretly placed a chip in my brain.
3. Any girl that is shorter than 5 feet that resembles the statues known as garden gnomes.

BEWARE THE GARDEN GNOMES!!!

That's an ugly garden gnome!

by Bob December 20, 2004

Garden gnome

Keemstar.

Did you see my new garden gnome.

by Teräsmiäs November 9, 2018

Garden Gnome Dickhead

The role you name someone on Discord when they have been warned on GC Over 50 Times, If this user has been warned over 50 Times you shall name him "Super Mega Garden Gnome Dickhead" if they say "Average Garden Gnome Dickhead" It means you have been warned over 100 times and there used to you

Hey That Guy is such a Dickhead lets give him the Role on Discord "Garden Gnome Dickhead"

by Definitions4People February 5, 2018

garden gnome

A small human being that hides in alleyway trashcans and come out to jump average-height people. Usually hides in packs.

Keno:"watch out bruv, this is gnome turf"
Ryan:"didnt you dad die to garden gnomes?"

by thdang April 11, 2019

garden gnome

What dumb Lance Corporals call Gunnery Sergeants when they are too drunk to realize that they can't say "Gunnery Sergeant"

Gysgt: What the Fuck were you thinking Martin!
Lcpl: I wasn't thinking, Garden Gnome...
Gysgt: Did you just call me a FUCKING GARDEN GNOME?!?!

by blizard29 August 28, 2009