A partial or total loss of memory, resulting from intoxication or altered state achieved while partying in the garage or a garage-like environment. Shock, psychological disturbance, brain injury, or praying at the porcelain alter may follow.
WTF, I don't remember a garage, a cake, turning 37, blah, blah, blah! No seriously guys...I think I'm suffering garagenesia.
Man, that was an awesome party in the garage last night; did anyone get donkey punched? I don't remember what happened, I'm suffering some serious Garagenesia...
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)