The act of turning something that was once cool or popular into something totally annoying. Also means to lie an exorbitant amount to make yourself to seem more badass.
guitar hero guitar hero guitar hero hay guys i beat jordan i beat jordan guitar hero guitar hero guitar hero i beat jordan oh god i'm so drunk i had like 4 cups of that buffalo i beat jordan guitar hero guitar hero dude i drank like 16 cups of that buffalo shit
A: hey guys how many drinks did i have?
B: only like 5.
A: shit man i better garanize it to 13 to make myself seem tougher
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"