Gangsta's Paradox

The theory that if you give a gangsta a three cornered hat, he will spend an infinite amount of time trying to find a good way to turn it sideways. This is the best way to create a perpetual motion machine.
50 Cent: "Damn, yo, I can't turn this three cornered hat sideways!"

Coolio: "You livin in a Gangsta's Paradox!"
by ncsmith October 28, 2009
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