Gangle Monster

1. Get high as shit.
2. Pick a fight with Morgan
3. Throw up your arms and slink your head down into your shoulders like you're actually going to do something
4. Sway and walk in super-slo-mo aimlessly

Look at Jon. He's the fucking gangle monster again.

by THE gangle monster September 30, 2009

Gargle Monster

A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.

The Gargle Monster is drinking too much in the pub

by JPKGargle October 20, 2018

ganglemonster

One who flails violently, usually associate with a gangly person.

Leah: Did you see that kid with the long arms flailing?
Knitter: What a freaking ganglemonster!

by footsockboy January 11, 2008