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Gargle Monster

A ginger creature that can smell gargle(beer/alcohol ) up to a mile away. Often to be found wearing Astro turf runners whilst consuming copious amounts of gargle. The Gargle Monster is also fond Derby County FC and his favourite food is Seabass.
The Gargle Monster is drinking too much in the pub
Gargle Monster by JPKGargle October 20, 2018

ganglemonster 

One who flails violently, usually associate with a gangly person.
Leah: Did you see that kid with the long arms flailing?
Knitter: What a freaking ganglemonster!
ganglemonster by footsockboy January 11, 2008