when rich people go once a year to a fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume in New York. It marks the grand opening of the Costume Institute's annual fashion exhibit.
girl: omg are you going to the met gala this year in your new gucci slides?
boy: no bitch I don't want to spend my time around whitepretentious girls
is a giant event that occurs in the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". It is where certain ponies of high class are invited to a grand ball at the palace where they enjoy fine dining, music, etc. This is also a event where the ponies may be able to meet the Princess. The Grand Galloping Gala is also to be said as a event where every ponies dreams come true.
I must wash my mane to look nice at the Grand Galloping Gala.
Practically an event where celebs dress up as dolls and like to wear their most expensive jewels and dresses.
It has a theme.
It’s pretty awesome and hilarious.
Omg Karen yesterday at the Met GalaLady Gaga wore 4 dresses in one!
Katy Perry went as a chandelier of Swarovski at the Met Gala
If I were rich and famous enough, I’d like to wear a pink dress to the Met Gala
When a group of male friends go out seeking to get laid but only wind up back home, drunk, rejected and sporting those achy blue balls and self-relief is the only option.
Are you guys back home? Yea come on over braaaaaahhh. Bring a 12 pack and come join the blue ball gala.
Despite spring break being the prime time to score some pussy, Brian and his friends ended up back at the hotel hosting yet another blue ball gala.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."