short for gag me with a spoon, this is a phrase usually uttered when one is annoyed, pissed, etc. has very similar usage to the phrases "please kill me" or "oh just shoot me."
like those phrases this is NOT to be taken literally.
like those phrases this is NOT to be taken literally.
by musicfreakk07 August 5, 2008
Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.
by Dennis October 10, 2003
by mustachio&jessica May 25, 2009
Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. Used commonly among teenage girls, and is the true option when one chooses what to be gagged with. None of the spoon nonsense. The original saying is "gag me with a fork".
"Omg, why do they have to start undressing each other before they even get to the bedroom? "
"Yeah, I know, gag me with a fork!"
"Yeah, I know, gag me with a fork!"
by fork18 March 3, 2012
Gag me with a toothbrush is what my roomie, Matt, sometimes does to me before he forces his dick down my throat and squirts his load!
Gag me with a toothbrush is what Matt likes to do sometimes so I gag on his shit when he face-fucks me!
by eda-skip January 23, 2022
by hug6trees August 3, 2009
See gag me with a spoon, except a shovel is bigger than a spoon, so this phrase is used to express even more displeasure than gagging on a spoon would achieve.
by Underground Boy November 13, 2015