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gag me with a spoon 

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. From valspeak, so somewhat archaic. Usage these days is considered silly.
Oh, gag me with a spoon! Look at the zits all over that nerd's face!
gag me with a spoon by Dennis October 10, 2003

Gag me with a spoon 

a phrase used to describe how unpleasant a situation may be
Hey jess, remember when you dated Evans?

Yeah, gag me with a spoon.

gag me with a fork 

Exclamation that describes displeasure on the part of the speaker due to something being distasteful or otherwise sickening or displeasurable. Used commonly among teenage girls, and is the true option when one chooses what to be gagged with. None of the spoon nonsense. The original saying is "gag me with a fork".
"Omg, why do they have to start undressing each other before they even get to the bedroom? "
"Yeah, I know, gag me with a fork!"
gag me with a fork by fork18 June 2, 2012

Gag me with a toothbrush

Gag me with a toothbrush is what my roomie, Matt, sometimes does to me before he forces his dick down my throat and squirts his load!
Gag me with a toothbrush is what Matt likes to do sometimes so I gag on his shit when he face-fucks me!

gag me with a spoon 

something you would like to do if something is grossing you out severly
"I hate watching dating reality shows---gag me with a spoon!"
gag me with a spoon by hug6trees August 3, 2009

gag me with a shovel 

See gag me with a spoon, except a shovel is bigger than a spoon, so this phrase is used to express even more displeasure than gagging on a spoon would achieve.
Can you believe American Idol is on its 14th Season?

Seriously, gag me with a shovel.
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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