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Gayfaggotry 

Pertaining to something that is both homosexual and a bundle of sticks/a cigarette. Usually used in a humorous context.
Paul: "Hey Joey, whats your next class?"
Joey: "Pfft, advanced gayfaggotry. :/"
Paul: "Aww that sucks man, good luck with that shit."
Joey: "Thank you my good man."
Gayfaggotry by Jimmeh' PlusGin March 15, 2010
Descriptive to all the unfortunate things that happen in life.
*Note: Entirely unrelated to sexual preference.
Information Gayage- When you have something on your face and your comrade fails to inform you. Thanks, friend!

Air Freshener Gayage- When the cheap strawberry scented air freshener starts to suffocate you.

Super Hot Light Just Burnt My Hand Gayage- Didn't look hot but it was!

Construction Zone Gayage- Fines, doubled.

Long Legs Gayage- When you are uprooted from your comfortable front seat position to sit in the back because the longer legged boy complains. (Also known as "More Branden Gayage")

Wild Wild West Gayage- When your friend owns a copy of the Wild Wild West Soundtrack. This is on the level of Super Ultra Mega Gayage

Seagull Gayage/ Jenny Gayage- Scavengers, we don't like them.

Doritoes Gayage- When you spot a bag on top of the fridge that appears to be full, only when pulled down you find it to be empty. Extreme Gayage.
Gayage by Qwubyux January 27, 2009
To spin around and penetrate anally.
Pete gafraggled your mother.
gafraggle by Wigwam July 4, 2006
Gaffag, apart from being a palindrome, is a slang merging of the two words 'gay' and 'fag'. It is used to describe homosexual individuals, or individuals with homosexual tendencies.
Steve regretted showing me his new man-bag after I scornfully declared him a gaffag.
gaffag by The Egg Poacher March 14, 2009
A Cigarette that is unusually happy
and or joyful
"Man that gayfag was good"
"i like a gayfag after sex"
"gayfag's are illegal in public places"
"ide like the non-gay fag section please"
"can i get some zig zag's, you mean gayfags?"
gayfag by Richard October 4, 2003
Guy1: You're a fat skygel!
Guy2: What?! You can just GFYAGB fatass!
Guy1: Sure, meet you at the hospital in 9 months.
GFYAGB by Hoffer July 25, 2007