Gafflebat 

a bit rubbish, gone wrong.

it's all a bit gafflebat.

Gafflebat by Garzini February 8, 2009

gafflesnatch 

verb, to take or "yoink" without permission

I gafflesnatched that chicks panties when she passed out on the coffetable

or

Hey, Gafflesnatch a 5 spot out of the collection tray for me, I'm out of pot.

gafflesnatch by SoCalJack August 21, 2006

wafflebate

Invented by Dominic Clyde Chiesa in 2007 on a late Saturday night whilst horny and craving waffles at the same time. It is to self stimulate ones genitalia through the use of waffles. Syrup has been known to be added to enhance the experience.

Oh man was that a crazy trip. I got all trashed and wafflebated in the moonlight with a herd of wild gazelles.

wafflebate by Dominic Chiesa December 17, 2007