Gaeltard 

A person fascinated with the Irish language and insists on speaking it 24/7. A Gaeltard will insist in their name being written in its Irish variant, e.g. someone called Declan calling themself Deaglan. Will also scar their children for life by giving them a weirdo Irish name which means something completely random in English, e.g. "Sneachta", which means "snow".

Person 1: "Conas ata tu?"
Person 2: "Get away from me, Gaeltard!"

Gaeltard by driftking18594 February 10, 2010

Geltarded

A state in which one is gay, smelly and retarded.

My daughter was being smelly, gay and retarded, so I told her she was geltarded.

Geltarded by ElDouchoLoco December 6, 2025