Definitions by Toomarto

Grbariatricism 

An obsessive response to weight that disrupts social intercourse by redirecting attention to the relative weight of actors involved in the subject of the conversation.

Steve’s Grbariatricism caused a rift in the family when he observed that the newborn’s mother “had been in a good paddock lately”.

Grbariatricism by Toomarto February 20, 2021

Grbariatricism 

The obsession of the weight of others to the extent that observations are steered towards the relative overweight of the individual (or individuals) involved. Usually affecting the smugly slim.

We just congratulated them on their baby and he said “you’ve been in a good paddock” to the mother - Clearly on the Grbariatricism spectrum.

Grbariatricism by Toomarto February 19, 2021