I walked up to a friend talking with a girl in a bar.
she said "do you have a pen"
I said "nah, why?"
She said "your friend wants me to write his name down so i can google him"
I said "are you serious? You can so better than this GOUT!"
she said "do you have a pen"
I said "nah, why?"
She said "your friend wants me to write his name down so i can google him"
I said "are you serious? You can so better than this GOUT!"
by dnev September 14, 2009
by ken69 February 04, 2009
n. a form of arthritis caused by the accumulation of uric acid crystals (due to hyperuricemia) in joints. It is an immensely painful disease, which in most cases affects only one joint, most commonly the big toe. The patient usually suffers from two sources of pain. The crystals inside the joint cause immense pain whenever the affected area is moved. The inflammation of the tissues around the joint also causes the skin to be swollen, tender and sore.
by BiliBtrain June 10, 2005
Although the true meaning of gout is ''a kind of arthritis that occurs when uric acid builds up in the joints. Acute gout is a painful condition that typically affects one joint'' when used as an adjective gout becomes an insult, meaning 'ill person' or 'an individual that is painful to be around.'
Also can be used as a verb of a similar meaning. Someone might inflict annoyance and mental pain on someone, thus will gout them, or is gouting.
Also can be used as a verb of a similar meaning. Someone might inflict annoyance and mental pain on someone, thus will gout them, or is gouting.
by tSilva2011 August 09, 2011
That pint of beer is gouting!
Origin - defintely commonly used British Army slang, circa 1990. Although I'm not sure of the origin - probably related to the word "gout"
Origin - defintely commonly used British Army slang, circa 1990. Although I'm not sure of the origin - probably related to the word "gout"
by Adam C D I November 15, 2007
Gout is typically used when someone in the vicinity of your bedroom quarters is acting misbehaved, such as abusing your stuffed animals or waving flags around inside of it. In such a scenario you may tell someone that they are "Gout" if you wish to be special instead of just telling said person to get out of your room.
by eggplantparmeZHAN May 20, 2023
Contracted form of get out normally used when a sudden spark of enthusiasm overwhelms the user because of another spontaneous occurrence.
by word2k9 September 15, 2009