substance found in fast food undistinguishable by taste
or form, causing extreme twisting and churning of the bowels, leaving one wishing for death or immediate release of said goots.

Damn that chinese food was full of GOOTS, I can feel the bubbleguts already coming on!

goots by diaz January 6, 2004

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of hispanic lineage.

"Powell is goots!"

goots by tim May 7, 2005

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noun, describes any undesirable part(s) of a whole, object or system.

"I just need to remove the goots and this flux capacitor should work just fine",
"Once I take the goots off of this dresser it will look great in the bedroom"

goots by X3nolith September 18, 2012

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Goots is person that has developed a like of eating. A goots can be described as a picture of fitness or a fitness fanatic. Goots eat a lot.

Marilyn Nogdanis and Maria Nicola is a chubby chubby goots goots

Goots by THE PERSON OF PEOPLE June 6, 2019

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noun: item held in generally in a bag used to lure the opposite sex away from scum bags and to yourself.

I used my bag of goots to get the bitch away from that prick and to myself.

Goots by Casper3720 August 29, 2021

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