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Goobers

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When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.
"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"
Goobers by Dickforbrewery September 19, 2009
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processed feces from youngling intestines rabbit pellets resembling Boston Baked Beans. Found in some adults only after 'Corn-On-The-Cob' binges. Usually high in methane.
"Honey, can you change that diaper, those goobers are reeking!"
goobers by Dave Lucas May 1, 2008

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Do you wanna lick my goobers, mate?
Goobers by Lord_Popo_ April 2, 2015

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a less blasphomous way for saying god. mostly used by wanabe n00bs
"oh my goobers" instead of "oh my god"
goobers by deanofantastico December 9, 2007

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A nickname that Charlie Slimecicle/Slmccl made for his fans
A: I love watching charlie Slimecicle!
B: So you’re a part of the Goobers?
Goobers by GenLoser August 28, 2023

Goobers

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When your pet gets those boogers in their eyes
"Aww you've got goobers again"
Goobers by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

Goobers Luck

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The luck that one has when not in a group nor friends, a prime example of Goobers Luck

>spawns with 4 leaf clover keychain
>loots barrel stash's proceeds to get roller watch

>extracts successfully
"Where tf did you get the key to do the rapists water " - Donecoin " idk goobers luck ig" -Krebs
Goobers Luck by TherealKrebs May 2, 2023
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